Reblog if you want "have you ever" asks.
Me: I don't feel too happy, I'm having a bit of a shit time.
Friends: Oh, that sucks... Now listen to my problems for half an hour.
badgerbutts: when you’re really hungry and dinner isn’t ready yet but you can smell food
me: *talks to crush on chat*
me: fuck yea left him speechless
johnquincyadams: “and hell yeah i’m the motherfucking princess” 2007 avril lavigne is 2012 me
Everyone else on tumblr: Makes perfect edits & GIFS
Everyone else on tumblr: Has 30,000 followers
Everyone else on tumblr: gets 100's of asks every day
Me: Reblogs stuff
thinking about last nights dream: *makes perfect sense in your head*
explaining last nights dream to others: uhhh dskjfjhbdsgbdfsg
my life in a few words: i don't wanna talk about it
does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands? the number of times i thought i was the next virgin mary is alarming
lordoftheinternet: i want someone on the street to recognize me from tumblr then and only then will i have succeeded
zaynbowsandniallerflies: okay so i was watching the VMA promo and i noticed something okay so Niall has a burger because he likes to eat a lot okay i get it ooh Liam has a nice cool stallion thing cause hes cute and sweet alright Zayn has cute little emoji’s cause he’s cool and stuff yah Harry is the flirty one yes i see the pattern here and then louIS HAS THIS DEMONIC ANGRY THING...
foreveralone-lyguy: I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.