Let's take a moment to appreciate Louis' hip...
styleswhore: willow smith is 10 and she’s worth $4 million i’m fifteen and i’m worth a piece of confetti at the olympics
me: 100% fab
you: 0% fab
mt-silver: 99% of my time is spent moaning about wanting to eat pizza
pizzaforpresident: microwavepizzaoven: shavingryansprivates: what if instead of saying “go fuck yourself” we said “go drink a cup of milk” that’s not a punishment neither is fucking yourself
ohio-is4-lovers: Plot twist: Nobody gets offended by a tumblr post
atomicairspace: copperbooms: when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river
Waitress: do you have any questions about the menu?
Me: what kind of font is this?
clairesawyer: If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me