December 2011
Reblog if you're kissing no one at midnight on new...
onedirectioninfectionyes:
For those of you who visit my Tumblr:
thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:
and for those who also send me a message:
and those that reblog my posts:
I always wonder where people find my Tumblr.
I wonder why they clicked onto my page specifically.
I wonder what makes them click the ”Follow” button.
I wonder who actually keeps up with my Tumblr.
I wonder who actually enjoys my Tumblr.
I wonder if I’m anyone’s Tumblr crush.
You can come confess if you want……
I'm not Tumblr famous. Whenever I gain a follower...
jackie-smile:
uniqueismyname:
This is exactly what I do
Gpoy
kianlawley:
Reblog if you're single.
cody-blow-holy:
forever
That awkward moment when you say 'Hi' to someone...
totally-relatable:
Follow Totally-Relatable for the funniest and most relatable posts.
When someone hot walks past
most-awkward-moments:
and you and your friends are like:
Give yourself a break from all the stress and click here!
That moment in class when you suddenly understand...
most-awkward-moments:
Give yourself a break from all the stress and click here!
To any girl who hasn't received a good night...
most-awkward-moments:
Good night beautiful.
When you know that hoe copied you. →
Give yourself a break from all the stress and click here!
"You're ugly"
most-awkward-moments:
My reaction when I was 7
My reaction now
Give yourself a break from all the stress and click here!
When you're in class and your friend says...
most-awkward-moments:
tiffanyisboring:
Give yourself a break from all the stress and click here!
How you listen:
Parents are talking and you are like:
Teacher is talking:
Friends are talking:
The girl you hate :
and your crush :
Give yourself a break from all the stress and click here!
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
Reblog if you're the retarded friend.
Putting more effort into tumblr than school
When you go back to school , look around , and...
When it's 1am and people on facebook are saying...
And I’m just sitting here like
you don’t know late until you get a tumblr.
Follow LAUGH OUT LOUD :)
"Get off the computer and go to bed"
Follow LAUGH OUT LOUD :)
Christmas: Then and now...
Then:
Now:
Follow LAUGH OUT LOUD :)
When you're trying to use the mirror in the...
Follow LAUGH OUT LOUD :)
Whenever little kids stare at me, I stare back...
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