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For those of you who visit my Tumblr:
thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg: and for those who also send me a message: and those that reblog my posts:
I always wonder where people find my Tumblr.
I wonder why they clicked onto my page specifically. I wonder what makes them click the ”Follow” button. I wonder who actually keeps up with my Tumblr. I wonder who actually enjoys my Tumblr. I wonder if I’m anyone’s Tumblr crush. You can come confess if you want……
I'm not Tumblr famous. Whenever I gain a follower...
jackie-smile: uniqueismyname: This is exactly what I do Gpoy
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That awkward moment when you say 'Hi' to someone...
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When someone hot walks past
most-awkward-moments: and you and your friends are like: Give yourself a break from all the stress and click here!
That moment in class when you suddenly understand...
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To any girl who hasn't received a good night...
most-awkward-moments: Good night beautiful.
When you know that hoe copied you. →
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most-awkward-moments: My reaction when I was 7 My reaction now Give yourself a break from all the stress and click here!
When you're in class and your friend says...
most-awkward-moments: tiffanyisboring: Give yourself a break from all the stress and click here!
How you listen:
Parents are talking and you are like: Teacher is talking: Friends are talking: The girl you hate : and your crush : Give yourself a break from all the stress and click here!
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
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Putting more effort into tumblr than school
When you go back to school , look around , and...
When it's 1am and people on facebook are saying...
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"Get off the computer and go to bed"
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Christmas: Then and now...
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When you're trying to use the mirror in the...
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Whenever little kids stare at me, I stare back...