May 2013
esexist:
sleeping comes so naturally to me like i could do it with my eyes closed tbh
When your parents used to count to 3 when you were...
sodamnrelatable:
Them: “ONE.”
You:
Them: “TWO.”
You:
Them: “THR-“
You:
mereperf:
man if i had an identical twin we would fuck shit up so bad let me tell you
chickensandwich:
ailaxolotl:
chickensandwich:
boys stand up to pee
girls sit down to pee
boys sit down to poop
girls stand up to poop
how backwards is that??
I’m sorry but I have never stood up to poop
yo whatever
i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab
officialdogblog:
you is kind,
you is smart,
you is important,
someone saying that they’ve missed you
or that they appreciate you
or that something reminded them of you
basically someone making you feel that they’ve thought of you and that you being around means something to them
thisisb:
You can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by her hands. For example, if she is holding a gun she’s probably angry.
scraggay:
GUYS HAVE MENTAL DISORDERS TOO
GUYS HAVE EATING DISORDERS TOO
GUYS ARE SUBJECT TO BE THE VICTIMS OF VIOLENCE AND HARASSMENT TOO WHETHER IT BE FROM ANOTHER GUY OR A GIRL
PLEASE STOP EXCLUDING GUYS FROM POSTS LIKE THESE
blamestyles:
THE THINGS I’D DO TO GET INTO HARRY’S ITUNES LIBRARY I SWEAR TO GOD
chenyakumo:
hey so i know this is tumblr and we all have a lot of different opinions but
fuck wasps
Shirt: $20
Me: Too expensive.
Book: $25
Me: Perfect.
pizza:
isis-:
casinmyassbutt:
ask-lemon-tarts:
Ever have pizza so good you just
Do we just wait for tumblr user pizza to show up now?
im honestly surprised she hasnt already
i have arrived
