esexist: sleeping comes so naturally to me like i could do it with my eyes closed tbh
When your parents used to count to 3 when you were...
sodamnrelatable: Them: “ONE.” You: Them: “TWO.” You: Them: “THR-“ You:
mereperf: man if i had an identical twin we would fuck shit up so bad let me tell you
chickensandwich: ailaxolotl: chickensandwich: boys stand up to pee girls sit down to pee boys sit down to poop girls stand up to poop how backwards is that?? I’m sorry but I have never stood up to poop yo whatever
i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab
officialdogblog: you is kind, you is smart, you is important,
someone saying that they’ve missed you or that they appreciate you or that something reminded them of you basically someone making you feel that they’ve thought of you and that you being around means something to them
thisisb: You can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by her hands. For example, if she is holding a gun she’s probably angry.
scraggay: GUYS HAVE MENTAL DISORDERS TOO GUYS HAVE EATING DISORDERS TOO GUYS ARE SUBJECT TO BE THE VICTIMS OF VIOLENCE AND HARASSMENT TOO WHETHER IT BE FROM ANOTHER GUY OR A GIRL PLEASE STOP EXCLUDING GUYS FROM POSTS LIKE THESE
blamestyles: THE THINGS I’D DO TO GET INTO HARRY’S ITUNES LIBRARY I SWEAR TO GOD
chenyakumo: hey so i know this is tumblr and we all have a lot of different opinions but fuck wasps
Me: Too expensive.
pizza: isis-: casinmyassbutt: ask-lemon-tarts: Ever have pizza so good you just Do we just wait for tumblr user pizza to show up now? im honestly surprised she hasnt already i have arrived